In the ongoing quest for essential knowledge, I wish to share an important discovery with you.
While wandering the cold streets of downtown New York tonight, the smell of pickles drew me straight to the vendor with his barrels. As I was starving, I couldn’t resist a sour straight from the brine.
I have now learned there’s no better way to eat a pickle while walking down the street than using a pickle stick.
Too dark for a photo in the moment, I was unable to get that candid-camera shot. What you have here is a re-enactment, with an olive–the best I could do in order to transmit this critical information to you in a timely manner. I know you will make good use of it.